Nothing will be as funny as the day I first watched the Saturday Morning Scrublords intro. Genius level comedy.
I guess if everyone's ditching Twitter again I can try this once more.
I finished Power Rangers RPM in such high spirits and so excited for sentai storytelling that I immediately went into Samurai and had that ruined like it was a fucking orgasm in the hands of a cruel dominatrix. Holy shit Samurai is so fucking terrible.
I hope Ninja Theory never makes another action game again and buckles down and commits to making story-heavy, thematic, tense horror games because they are basically perfect for it and you can literally *feel* how close they are to being brilliant but fall short because Senua's gotta do sick flying knee into a spinning slash combo.
I think that if Hellblade had a few design changes and cranked down combat, it could have been Silent Hill 2 again. It's really smartly constructed in facial tech, graphical design, and an incredibly sensitive and honest depiction of mental illness, gaslighting, abuse, and trauma.
DmC is terrible and I don't care how serviceable an action game it is fuck Nina Theory and fuck that game for their shitty take on DMC that amounted to "no Dante sucks, you want a Tyler Durden clone"
Also it has Adelaide Kane as Tenyata 7, who spends the whole series in this costume with big sexy lips doing kung fu in heels, so that's pretty sweet. https://icosahedron.website/media/j_6-X8rI77W9S2B4sXI
I'm watching Power Rangers RPM and I'm actually furious at how good it is.
it's a real ass tv show with real good characters and a darkness of guilt, trauma, repression, and a human heart beating at the core of a story about how humans aren't meant to be machines and it's wrong to treat them like it. https://icosahedron.website/media/wWSVwdTi3il0k1yfRK8
one week came on a stream I was watching and I instantly sighed and thought of @oceangrunge
DmC is terrible and I don't care how serviceable an action game it is fuck Nina Theory and fuck that game for their shitty take on DMC that amounted to "no Dante sucks, you want a Tyler Durden clone"
Every time I play Heroes of the Storm I find even worse players than the last time.
A Valla who gets nuked three seconds into the fight and when people get pissed at her being stupid she's like "Uhm, I stunned 3 guys, actually?"
we need a new rhyme for Scaramucci akin to "Solomon Grundy"
🎶Hired on Tuesday🎶
🎶Divorced on Thursday🎶
🎶Fired by Friday🎶
I just want Drakkon stop making this arena mode timed gdi
Back to SF5. I still suck with Cammy and play too predictably and holy shit this game seems to hate her since I get no good skins and Abigail seems built to fuck her up.
in this episode of Jungle Fury -- Casey teaches a kid about capitalism by exploiting child labor! Fun for the whole family. https://icosahedron.website/media/7cjNdPmHMYDPetCVGUk
Honestly I think I would have liked Kill All Normies more if it was just better written. She did more to go into details on her episode of Chapo than she did in her book. There IS something to transgression culture, 4chan vs tumblr, and the like, but I wanted more than a history book.
Ok, Lily is cute as fuck when she's not in Ranger gear pre morph. This show has a problem with giving me mega cute yellow Rangers. https://icosahedron.website/media/0kaPWa2eQJcJ495UeLE
These are the worst morphers in the entire show, and yes I'm including the cellphones. https://icosahedron.website/media/vDY4ppJxBlfayvbs9og
I'm so fucking mad this isn't for samsung s8 https://icosahedron.website/media/geplYPJm17BEzyhqdzw
I made fun of Good Burger on birdsite and black birdsite has been roasting me all day and night