"Science is mostly about white people staring, usually at colored liquids, but also sometimes at chickens and grass — at least, according to stock photos." https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2018/5/3/17316640/science-stock-photos-representation-fails-bad-stock-photos-of-my-job
( via @pzmyers )
We physicists do our best work by scribbling fragments of equations on stationery from the E = mc^2 Hotel.
Not pictured: me, about to crush the kid's dreams by pointing out that he got the volume of a sphere wrong.