Greg Burrell 🚲🐟🥔🇨🇦 @ivanvector@icosahedron.website

Oh I get it. On this instance the boost icon is a tiny shade darker purple when you've already boosted a post. Not very accessible.

Sorry to everyone whose posts I've been repeatedly re-boosting over and over again.

Me: I should eat healthier, more salads, less fat & carbs, get in shape

Also me: https://icosahedron.website/media/2PdRSoo_89R2Rb1xue0

Sorry, websites, I can't see your "please disable your adblocker" notices over the volume of your autoplay videos.

So I go into the Superstore to get a couple portabella mushrooms. Walk up to the produce shelf and some guy runs up, grabs all the packages of portabella mushrooms off the shelf (like two fucking dozen) and runs off. Just randomly.

Fuck you too, universe.

Domino's Pizza app always fires a notification at about 4:30 on Fridays

Seriously that's the best notification coding I've ever seen

Oh, and people who call and hang up without leaving a message, then call back again later, usually several times a day and for days in a row at a time? Fuck entirely off.

If I could turn off voicemail entirely, so that my phone would just drop incoming calls after a few rings, that would be what I would do.

Don't leave me voicemails, is what I'm saying. I won't ever hear them. Just hang up and send a damn email.

Also related: I've had this new phone for almost a year and still have never set up my voicemail. It has yet to be an issue at all, except for the incessant notifications from my provider.

Can we talk about how calling someone on the phone in the age of ubiquitous email and instant messaging is inherently rude, especially in a professional environment?

It's like, I don't know or care what you're doing right now, but you will drop it and pay attention to me and my request right this instant.

Related: I don't answer phones.

Every once in a while I reload the page and my home feed tells me it's empty because I'm not following anyone. Is that because I'm not following anyone on this instance? I mean, I'm pretty sure I am, but I might not be.

Super happy wet puppy

One of these days I'll learn not to listen to the weather report and just bike to work if I damn well feel like it.

Today was not that day. It hasn't rained even a little bit.

White cookware?

What a time to be alive.

Le chat pense. #mastocats #catstodon

IT OCCURS TO ME AFTER THE FACT (AS USUAL) THAT I SHOULD BE WEARING HEARING PROTECTION WHILE JIGSAWING THIS DOOR

Not a thing I say often, but good thing I didn't bike to work today.

My workplace doesn't have a bike rack or any really decent place to lock up, so I've been locking to the landing gear on a trailer we've been using for storage.

Someone just came and picked up the trailer.