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David Ashby 😺 @lazyreader@icosahedron.website

I chanced upon an ancient cache of code:
a stack of printouts, tall as any man,
that in decaying boxes had been stowed.
Ten thousand crumbling pages long it ran.
Abandoned in the blackness to erode,
what steered a ship through blackness to the moon.
The language is unused in this late year.
The target hardware, likewise, lies in ruin.
Entombed within one lone procedure’s scope,
a line of code and then these words appear:

# TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE

thecodelesscode.com/case/234

Using Docker:
Step 1: I’m an idiot
Step 2: I’m a wizard
Step 3: no I was right the first time

Since we've got a baby on the way, it's probably time for me to leave the starving artist lifestyle behind and get a big boy job.

If you think the lead designer and programmer behind the Frog Fractions series can make your game better, and you provide health insurance, let's talk!

s/mastodon/hiveway/g

the perfect crime. No one will ever know.

Spent all day working on an XML-consuming java client library, so my present to myself this evening is playing this at high volume on my record player: youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3

mastodon developers came to my house and federated my fridge

I just had personal cocktail service for me and my girlfriend in a bar no bigger than a closet. It was excellent; everything was in some way new to both of us.

I should make Amaroq more prominent on my home screen to try and make sure I use it more often.

redhat.com/archives/fedora-dev "ship everything and let the user choose how they want their sound to not work" might be one of my favourite sentences about Linux

They've been doing concrete/brick drilling in the first floor of my apartment building and it's driving me nuts.

The most commonly-spoken word on the planet is less than 200 years old and no one really knows where it came from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_

Spending the long weekend throwing together a website for my girlfriend