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Mascha @masu

The law of the universe commands that whenever I wear something white, I immediately spill something on it.

@masu Jobs Mascha has been fired from:
Cricket Umpire
Painter/Decorator
Pro Tennis Player
Mail-Order Bride
Imperial Stormtrooper