How tf does someone "look" innocent lmao what does that even mean.
You can look guilty. Guilty is a thing you can look. You can't look innocent. You're either guilty, or maybe guilty.
AM I BEING TOO CYNICAL HERE??
@u2764 "Looks innocent" almost invariably means "looks like an Us, who are pure and good, and not a Them, who are innately criminal."
@u2764 It's those eyes that my cat makes after she spreads gore all over the carpet from some unsuspecting small rodent. I think it's not a look of being 'innocent', but more that look of 'I don't see why this is a problem'. So yeah, guilty.
@u2764 Like maybe a baby? Or other young child? That's what immediately came to my mind, anyway.
@u2764 just like me, duh /s